Takes no shit (Mar 18, 2011 11:57:03 PM)
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Takes no shit (Mar 18, 2011 11:57:08 PM)
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Bastian Schmitz (Mar 18, 2011 11:57:20 PM)
*He chugs down the beer and nods. When he is finished with it he smiles at her.* It's okay... Just keep piling on things for me to punish you for later... *He waggles his eyebrows.*

Elise Schmitz (Mar 18, 2011 11:57:50 PM)
*she laughs again as she carefully gets onto the offered barstool, protecting her own bottle from a similar trick, and being careful of her short skirt...she might be a little drunk, but she could still act the part of a lady*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 18, 2011 11:58:51 PM)
I've not a wit about Rory's plans or location, but I'm here. That's enough fer five St. Paddy's days... ain't it? *grinned* Mi pack's been on their own business since I've blown up like one o those blow fish things. *she climbes onto a stool* Irish Coffee... use whiskey flavor, luv. Jamesons will have t' let mi slide fer now.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 18, 2011 11:59:28 PM)
*He stands next to her by the bar and looks at Rois.* I think we need to graduate to something a bit more robust.... Can you make a couple of irish carbombs?

Madeline Picket (Mar 18, 2011 11:59:51 PM)
*Maddy opens her mouth to speak a few times, but never actually says anything else to Rois, she looks like she feels quite awkward and looks towards the door a few times.*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:00:12 AM)
"Aye, dont need ya to be drinkin like that.. " She goes to get her a coffee as ordered and return moments later and handed to her.. She looks over at Bastian. " Are you sure about that? " Grins big.

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:01:06 AM)
*she listens* Its th hardest part o this pregnancy is keepin a whiskey spirit happy fer nine months *grinned*

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:01:12 AM)
*she smiles a bit to Evie, and then works on her beer*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:01:36 AM)
*He looks at Elise.* Of course I am sure. If I am going to go off my diet for a night I am going to go all out!

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:02:22 AM)
*she chimes in again* Exactly! Bring on the booze! *grinning widely*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:02:25 AM)
"Aye, Im pretty sure they are thrilled with me.. all i do is drink. " chuckles again and then goes to make whatever Bastian wanted and hands it to him. "Well if you feel like letting it all loose theres the bathroom for later. " Grins again.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:04:29 AM)
*He chuckles.* This is nothing. I'm coalminer. We got Jack Daniels in our blood!

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:04:53 AM)
Mmm....Jack Daniels....

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:05:42 AM)
"And im full blood Irish sweetie... I can handle just about anything that has acholo in it. "

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:05:50 AM)
*Madeline absently traced the grain of the wood on the bar top with her finger.*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:06:14 AM)
(pardon my spelling guys. LOL )

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:06:39 AM)
((I was already calling the spelling police actually.))

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:07:04 AM)
*He smiles and slides Elise her carbomb.* Happy St. Patty's, Sugar.

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:07:35 AM)
*Evie sat and drank her not-alcy coffee drink.* Has anyone told any good jokes yet tonight? Certainly someone's got t' know a few?

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:07:47 AM)
Happy St Patty's. *she smiles back and lifts the glass, downing the whole thing and thunking the glass back down on the bar*

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:07:57 AM)
*She finished her beer and looked back up at Rois.* May I have something else, please Ma'am?

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:08:17 AM)
*she waves her hand, still swallowing the sip...she must have a joke*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:09:00 AM)
She looks over at Madeline. " Go help yourself hun to whatever you like.. " She looks over at Evie. "I haven't heard any tonight.

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:09:13 AM)
*looked to Elise as she seems ready.*

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:09:22 AM)
I don't really know how to mix drinks Ma'am.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:09:41 AM)
*she smiles* An old Irish man and his wife of many years were sitting together at the bar. The man was having a beer and he says, "I love you." His wife says, "Is that you talking to me? Or the beer?" The old man says, "That was me, talking to the beer." *she snickers almost immediately*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:09:47 AM)
"Ahh, what would you like then?"

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:10:14 AM)
Something strong I guess, Ma'am.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:10:16 AM)
She laughs at Elise. " Good one. "

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:10:29 AM)
*she nods to Rois, in thanks, still smiling*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:10:40 AM)
"Jack and Coke sound ok to you Madeline?"

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:10:43 AM)
*He slams down his drink and laughs at Elise's joke.*

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:11:00 AM)
Yes, thankyou Ma'am.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:11:17 AM)
*she looks at Bastian, nudging him with her elbow* Pretty good right? Heard it earlier today. *still smiling*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:11:27 AM)
She nods and goes to get the woman a glass of coke and pours a little jack in it, and handed to her with a smile. " Enjoy. "

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:11:42 AM)
"I should say that to rory next time i'm drinking. " laughs again.

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:11:48 AM)
You're too kind.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:18 AM)
It's not bad... I give it an 8. But, I am biased.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:20 AM)
She gave a smile to her..

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:36 AM)
An 8?! Can you do better? *frowning at him*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:39 AM)
"Ok Evie i know you got something better spill it. " Grinning over at her.

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:57 AM)
*grinned* Quaint... Awright... I've spent too many nights at McGanns in Belfast... here's mi contribution t' th evenin'. A joke from th old days... Father Brannigan journeyed out o Dublin t' visit with Mrs. Connoly. His business was grim. He arrived at the house t' deliver the bad news. Her husband o' thirty-some years... had passed away at th' Guinness Brewery where he worked....

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:12:59 AM)
*She began drinking the Jack and coke down rather fast.*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:14:53 AM)
He explained that he'd fallen into a brewing vat and drowned. Th' woman was mortified. She worried on an cried. Th Father was helpless t' calm her until she asked a very simple question. She asked "Oh Father... did he suffer much?", to which he was thoughtful an finally his eyes brightened. He smiled and replied "No Ma'am, he didn't suffer at'all. But he did have t' climb out three times t' pee!"

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:16:05 AM)
Laughs and shook her head. " Ok I got one.. Might be kinda lame cause im not good when it comes to jokes. "

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:16:09 AM)
*she laughs* That's a good one. *nodding to Evie*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:16:47 AM)
*He chuckles and smiles. His bass rumble of a laugh carrying a bit.*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:17:58 AM)
*Evie snickered, always enjoying that joke, but also listened up to the next nursing her drink and looking longingly at the bottles behind the bar.*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:18:07 AM)
"Mick and Paddy were walin in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the Capital and they were a bit naive. "lord above paddy, thi sis a great city; says Mick. " Why's that Mick? Responds Paddy. " Well, to be sure; explains mick, "where else in the world would a complete stranger come up to you, make idle chat, invite you to dinner and then offer you to spend the night at their house? "Begorrah, ' splutters paddy; Did that happen to you?" No, says Mick. But it happened to my beautiful sister all the time. "

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Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:20:29 AM)
*He laughs a bit harder and then holds up his and to ready for his joke.*

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Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:21:50 AM)
*she keeps chuckling at Rois' joke, looking to her husband, sneaking in a sip of beer*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:21:58 AM)
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him.

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:22:16 AM)
*snickered* I did say no one shoudl say Begorah, right? *snickered more.*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:22:35 AM)
The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:24:31 AM)
Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:24:43 AM)
"Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:26:02 AM)
*she smirks, shaking her head*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:26:15 AM)
*laughed* More proof the Irish are clever an manipulative. True children o God.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:26:42 AM)
laughs. "Damn straight we are. "

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:26:56 AM)
(afk sec, need to fold a blanket. >.<)

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:29:06 AM)
*He puffs up all proud like and then realizes he has nothing to drink.*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:29:38 AM)
Now, had it been miself, th' object is not t' be caught breakin th law. Averts far so many problems.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:30:47 AM)
I have another one. *she shifts in her seat, trying to get comfy* An Irishman, a Scot, Jesus, Bill Clinton, a priest, two lesbians, a blonde, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. *she takes a sip of her beer* The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:32:07 AM)
(bak)

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:32:28 AM)
((wb))

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:32:34 AM)
*He laughs loudly.* 10...

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:32:40 AM)
She glanced over at Bastian. " Go help yourself dearie... if you're still thirsty. "

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:32:54 AM)
*she holds her hands up over her head in victory, grinning* Ten! Yay!

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:33:12 AM)
*she finishes her drink and looks up at Rois.* May I please have another Ma'am?

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:33:45 AM)
" Of course. " She goes to mix her the same drink as before and slides over the new glass after taking her first one. "

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:34:52 AM)
*He grabs a mug and pours a beer. He takes a healthy swig and smiles at his wife.*

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:35:38 AM)
Thankyou. You're terribly nice, Ma'am.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:36:02 AM)
*she smiles back at Bastian, caught watching him, so she has some more beer*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:36:15 AM)
*grinned at Elise* Ye fergot th blind man with a parrot on his shoulder.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:36:40 AM)
*she chuckles, looking at Evie, nodding* I won't forget next time. Promise. *she smiles at her*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:37:17 AM)
Mushroom walks into a bar.. the bartender says " OH hell fucking no... get the fuck out of her you squat little shit! We don't serve fucking Mushrooms in this bar! GET!"

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:37:59 AM)
The Mushroom looks at the bartender and and pouts... " But, but... but... I'm a Fungi!"

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:38:39 AM)
*she managed a smile at that.*

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:39:13 AM)
*she laughs* Fungi...funny, honey. *she nods some, and finishes her beer, putting the bottle down on the bar*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:40:13 AM)
*snickered more, even cackled a bit.* I should mention, had Finn shown up, we'd get on th bar an sing about now. Finn's good sense not t' be here should be rewarded as its likely saved a good share o bleedin' ears. Remember t' thank her next time ye see her.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:40:17 AM)
Laughs, " honestly i can't stand Mushrooms period.. "

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:40:55 AM)
I love mushrooms. Sometimes I feel like one. Kept in th dark an fed a lotta shite.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:41:49 AM)
"They just get too slimy for me.. Ugh.. If i see them on my pizza i pick them off. "

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:43:06 AM)
*she smiles some at Bastian again* Am I driving us home? Or are you?

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:43:53 AM)
This reminds me. As I cannot drink,. I'll offer rides home. I may as well earn th space I take up on a barstool somehow.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:43:53 AM)
"I do have an extra place upstairs if anyone is unable or i can call a taxie"

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:44:16 AM)
"Or what evie said. "

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:45:01 AM)
I was going to call Alexi but, Evie will work just fine too...

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:45:11 AM)
Anythin that lets th rest o ye enjoy yer drinks. No reason anyone else should suffer sobriety this night.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:45:57 AM)
"True dat.. We're here to have fun. As i stated i do have room upstairs. "

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:46:55 AM)
*she nods some, and slides off the barstool to fetch another beer then, carrying the empty bottles with her for the garbage*

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:48:56 AM)
So... Takes No Shit gave me my Adren Challenge...

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:49:00 AM)
*she set her mug out to refill.* Same thing, luv. *she headed for the jukebox. plugging quarters and selecting songs from the Pogues, Dropkick Murphys and Bing Crosby's "Danny Boy"

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:49:15 AM)
An wots that now? Wots it ye have t' do?

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:49:47 AM)
Ma'am, could I trouble you for another?

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:49:58 AM)
She sat and listened and drank her beer, she looks like she's on the edge of being drunk herself. Amazing her being as small and thin she is, able to handle her drinks.

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:50:11 AM)
'Sure thing sweetie. " She fixes her up another and slides it to her.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:50:33 AM)
I have to go to some Gnawer and Fianna hillbilly Sept in Arkansas that is being overrun by 'good meaning' Fenrir and keep the pot from boiling over into a full fledge blood war for control of the Caern.

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:51:38 AM)
*He waits for Elise to return to her stool... He did not hide his oggling of his wife.*

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:52:45 AM)
*grinned at Bastian* Oh th luck o the philodox, aye? Peacekeeper as it were.

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:53:01 AM)
*she watches Bastian as her glass fills up, giving a small smile before heading back towards her seat with the beer*

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:53:57 AM)
Thankyou Ma'am. *she sipped her drink, starting to get drunk now, she loosened up a bit.*

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:02 AM)
(Guys i want to thank you for showing up but this player has to leave to fix dinner for hubby when he comes home. >.< So I do have to log but rois will remain here till the last one leaves. )

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:09 AM)
*He nods.* Well it's what I do. I'm going to get some things together and head that way. I could be gone for a month or two.

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:16 AM)
((Night Rois))

Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:21 AM)
( night!)

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:27 AM)
(hugs all)

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:29 AM)
(bye)

Róis Ó Brógáin (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:32 AM)
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-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:54:53 AM)
(Night Rose and thanks for arranging this. (dang? missed her) I've been on all day and I seriously need a break myself)

Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 12:56:53 AM)
((Night Evie.))

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:56:55 AM)
(Evie will hang around and mostly behave, And she'll drive anyone home (provided they don't live in Baltimore) as they need. thanks for the scene :) )

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 12:57:12 AM)
(bye Evie)

-Bloody Mary- Evie D'Arque (Mar 19, 2011 12:57:17 AM)
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Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 1:00:19 AM)
( 1 AM I should go too... early baseball game for the kids tomorrow)

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 1:00:32 AM)
(yeah we have a bunch to do too. night B. Night Mad)

Elise Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 1:00:38 AM)
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Bastian Schmitz (Mar 19, 2011 1:00:44 AM)
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Madeline Picket (Mar 19, 2011 1:06:36 AM)
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