Mitt. (Mar 2, 2011 4:13:32 PM)
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Mitt. (Mar 2, 2011 4:13:53 PM)
(This user is now known as Machine "MG" Grace)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:19:23 PM)
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Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:20:10 PM)
*The junk yard was a interesting looking place there was technicolor smoke rising near the middle of it and near the gate was a ooze about the size of a golden retriever...*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:20:28 PM)
This is a charming place, full of ambience

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:20:32 PM)
!

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:20:54 PM)
*The ooze paused to "look" at Tyler...and jiggled happily at him and started back toward the smoke*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:20:57 PM)
(one sec afk)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:22:55 PM)
(stupid phone)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:24:13 PM)
*A loud cursing that almost hurts your ears can be heard in the distance* You mizerfurbin peice of leprer's cock...why won't you work...*followed by growling*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:26:07 PM)
*Knocks on the door*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:27:51 PM)
*There isn't an answer but a goggled woman (profile pic) Walks up and trips over the ooze and falls on her face* You Little afterbirth of a orger clusterfuck....*the ooze promptly took off to hide as the nocker rolled on her back and looked up at the bull* Hello sailor...

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:30:36 PM)
Hello. I heard you were a skilled and from the sounds of it, extremely patient chemist.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:30:52 PM)
Yeah you got the crotch rot or clap?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:31:13 PM)
Or those freakishly large chimerical crabs that eat burgers?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:32:44 PM)
*She slowly got up to brush herself off an ear twitches a moment as her eyes scan for the ooze as she picks up a stray can and wings it past Tyler with skill and pelts the ooze as you her a wet sucking sound* Ya little shit did that on purpose you poor excuse for sentient toilet water go to bed! *the ooze takes off further away*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:33:00 PM)
As charming as that all sounds, I wouldn't catch such things, and if I did, a safe rider uses a saddle. No, I got fleas from a half rabid fox.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:34:40 PM)
*She blinks at him and tilts her head* Eh...fleas...yeah saddle's don't stop that shit...come on...*She opens the building and you walk into what looks like a full chemists lab with all manner of trapped creatures inside looking pitiful and the ooze slides in and goes into a dog bed* Whatcha got fer payment ya walkin lunch buffet? *was that possibly a compliment?*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:36:10 PM)
I wish I could say I got it because of a woman as pretty as you, and while I hate being that forward, it was from a seven year old half starved fox pook I was trying to convince not to bite some pretty blue girl who thought she was superwoman.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:37:10 PM)
*Scratches his head* I don't suppose a pretty girl like you wouldn't want more music in your life?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:37:53 PM)
*She pulls up her goggles and her eyes look a lot like Riddicks from Pitch black as she frowns and looks over her chemicals and starts to pick up random ingredients nodding* Yeh stupid friggin mountains with feet...*She paused at the offer of payment* Only if I can bottle that shit and use it....which I probably can ...but its gotta be an original outta a strappin peice of beef such as yerself...(you can roll greymare about her eyes if you like diff 7)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:40:31 PM)
(Greymare+?)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:40:43 PM)
(int)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:41:45 PM)
(Botch.)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:42:31 PM)
(okay you think shes part of some ancient race of dragons)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:42:56 PM)
(OK. That won't really alter what he's going to do.)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:43:27 PM)
(no problem just saying)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:44:09 PM)
I would be happy to peform with someone of your esteemed personage. How much is it for enough for two, three applications, because I'm going to have to drown an adorable fox pook in it to make sure he doesn't do this again?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:45:04 PM)
*She looks to him leaning against the table crossing her arms thoughtfully* Hmm...Ya might need more then tha ya sexy peice of rodeo...prolly two songs...prolly enough for 4 pooks...

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:46:34 PM)
Well, I was a rodeo star. *Is careful, is pretty sure if he could be crushed by a dragon if she shifts out of her human form, but still turns up the charm.* I can do two songs, or if you'd like the ride the bull after the first...as long as you don't shapeshift into something huge.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:47:15 PM)
Shape shift? What the bloody cluster fuckwaffle you talkin about?

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:47:58 PM)
*Blinks* Nevermind, not important. *Figures she's shy.* Regardless, I'm kinda humped, considering I can hear the fleas.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:49:11 PM)
How bout I give ya the treatment...then ya can preform....*She looks to the ooze* GO get the god damn metal tub you abortion bucket ...I'll give ya a bath and take care o the fleas...

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:49:40 PM)
*The ooze goes off to get a big tub and slides it in to a second room off the first...*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:50:25 PM)
I've never had a bath with a pretty girl before.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:50:53 PM)
*She snorts* Thats a friggin doozy of a lie If I ever heard un....*She fills the tub up and gets some of the chemicals and puts them in the tub*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:51:32 PM)
It's not like I'm a pook or anything.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:52:12 PM)
Yeah yeah...go go...In the tub.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:52:39 PM)
*Seeming not to care she's watching, he strips and goes into the tub*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:53:55 PM)
*She starts to soak him and clean him off applying the medicine he smelled of flowers*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:54:54 PM)
*For all of his bluster, he doesn't get 'fresh' with her. He lets her clean him off, seeming to not mind either the smell or being scrubbed*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:55:34 PM)
*Eventually she washed him off and nodded then frowned a little* Son of a bitch...why pink...*She scowled*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:57:31 PM)
Yeah...the ...the side effect...um...yer pink.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:58:05 PM)
Real men wear pink?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:58:25 PM)
*She sighs* Sorry yer pink...

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 4:58:44 PM)
Do I look horribly unattractive in it?

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 4:59:25 PM)
*She looks at him trying NOT to look at the member and shrugs* Yeah...no...wait I'm not the person to ask *She blushes and grabs a towel and thrusts it at him* I'll set up tha audio liquifier.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:00:17 PM)
*Puts the towel on, seemingly unconcerned*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:00:21 PM)
*Once he takes the towel she goes and sets up a machine wincing and grunting as she does so the Ooze jiggles up to him and watches*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:02:16 PM)
*It's not often he does this on the fly, even clad in a just towel, but he does the best he can, tuining up the guitar*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:03:18 PM)
*The machine looks like a gramaphone with tubing running down the bell in a cork screw then to a vat where the record should go and it turns slowly on it she cranks up the machine slowly carefully silently preying it dosen't explode*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:04:04 PM)
*Starts with a gentle country rhythm, but it's unique, because he starts singing all right, in French*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:04:32 PM)
*The music flows from him and turns into a strange liquid in the hue of pygmillion....*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:06:04 PM)
*Once he finishes the song she gets a second vat ready for his next peice...* Not bad...course I don't understand a lick of french...bitch tits.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:06:13 PM)
*You can tell it's a ballad about being in love, falling in love, and yes, there's a few sensual overtones to it, but the pook carries it off well.*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:06:42 PM)
*She blinks as the ooze just stays near Tylers feet jiggling and leaving "snail trails" on the ground*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:06:43 PM)
The song was about a man, a horse, and his dog.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:06:59 PM)
*Obvlie is obv.*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:07:43 PM)
*She motioned* uh yeah you can do the next one...*She was blushing and that was a sentence without a curse...*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:08:51 PM)
*With a grin, he starts starting up his guitar, starting up a song almost delibrately themed on the nocker and the experience he just had.*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:09:24 PM)
*She blushed and looked away and went to mixing and set aside a bucket of something while he played her hands trembling sometimes.*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:09:59 PM)
*It's somewhat a thank you, very much a flirty piece with a humorous edge to it.*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:10:43 PM)
*She puts a lid on the bucket and nods heading over to collect the second song which is a tartan color as she coughs* Nicely done.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:11:36 PM)
Uh...Use a cup o that slime in a bathtub full o water....they might end up pink a while...I still can't friggin figure out why...*she wouldn't meet his eyes* Once yer dry you can take it an go...should ya need anything just friggin show up.

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:12:38 PM)
Of course, m'lady. *Acutally doesn't take advantage of her hospitality.* Thank you.

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:13:14 PM)
*She goes about cleaning up and avoiding looking at him*

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:13:53 PM)
*Dresses and is out, humming the tune he just played*

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:14:03 PM)
(hope you had fun)

Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:14:25 PM)
(I did, thank you.)

Machine "MG" Grace (Mar 2, 2011 5:14:25 PM)
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Tyler Smith (Mar 2, 2011 5:14:50 PM)
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