Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:00:16 PM)
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Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:00:35 PM)
im going to hell and im taking you with me
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:00:37 PM)
no, but seriously
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:00:44 PM)
the chewbaca was my husband
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:00:53 PM)
ahh lol
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:01:37 PM)
6'10" and 300 lbs... and he's only really hairy below the belt, so... yeah, the fur ends up stuck in my teeth a lot
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:01:43 PM)
i've coughed up more hairballs than the car
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:01:45 PM)
cat*
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:02:09 PM)
ok that just hurt my brain
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:02:15 PM)
and EG's
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:02:16 PM)
yay!!! ^__^
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:02:25 PM)
seriously, i just cheered over here
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:02:49 PM)
my room-mate is giving me strange looks, because i just read that last bit outloud, then all she heard was "yay!!"
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:03:32 PM)
hey, here's a part that'll hurt EG's something-else... he had to have a reduction done... and it still cramps my jaw
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:04:06 PM)
does his curve to the right like crypt's?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:04:12 PM)
no, it curve's up
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:04:42 PM)
i've seen before and after pictures... before, it would make a horse green with envy... after, he's still rather... large
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:05:13 PM)
well, the before pictures are seen in my head, but the concept's the same... and i've got a lovely imagination
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:05:46 PM)
wow
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:05:54 PM)
ok... need mind bleach
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:06:04 PM)
*hands EG mind squeedgie*
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:06:14 PM)
shes at her comp well was
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:06:32 PM)
then whomever needed the mindbleach can have the squeedgie
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:06:41 PM)
ill take that.. thanks
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:06:42 PM)
that's just a funny word to say...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:08:15 PM)
where did ogre go he was just on
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:08:21 PM)
he logged, i think
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:08:30 PM)
prolly wanted to get some play time in
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:08:35 PM)
why did you need him?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:08:46 PM)
i was talking to him as well
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:10:49 PM)
but anywho..
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:10:56 PM)
yeah, anyway
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:11:03 PM)
i'm just writing on my vampire right now
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:11:11 PM)
i sure hope Del likes to read
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:11:38 PM)
eh im not big on huge histories
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:11:48 PM)
yeah, but i am
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:12:02 PM)
*pets*
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:12:05 PM)
i'm a writer for a living, so this is my playtime... i get to make up stories that people will read and sometimes enjoy
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:12:24 PM)
what do you write?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:12:54 PM)
used to write erotica, but right now, i'm working on a book called "From the Eyes of a Schizophrenic: Relapse and Recovery"
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:10 PM)
you use to write erotica?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:12 PM)
cool
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:30 PM)
yeah... and not the lovey-dovey kind, either
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:33 PM)
mine was true smut
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:37 PM)
swesome
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:13:43 PM)
awesome
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:14:06 PM)
unfortunately, all of my old hard-copies were destroyed by my mother when she found out about them...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:14:27 PM)
Well that blows
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:14:49 PM)
but i apparently was able to do a blue-scene a couple of nights ago that was better than some of the porn that he had watched...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:15:10 PM)
??
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:15:11 PM)
just my descriptions were enough to have him PM'ing me with "wow, that's... that's hot"
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:15:40 PM)
you really have my attention
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:00 PM)
i'm sure i do, and i'm also sure that EG will prolly kill me if i continue giving you those ideas
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:02 PM)
i know im a pervert
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:07 PM)
so am i
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:11 PM)
no she wont
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:15 PM)
we all are, to a certain degree
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:26 PM)
im a provert
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:31 PM)
*grin*
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:16:36 PM)
i'm a prevert... cuz i'm the first
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:17:51 PM)
damn
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:17:55 PM)
got me beat
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:18:12 PM)
http://www.literotica.com
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:18:14 PM)
go there
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:18:29 PM)
read until you want to punch a hole in the wall with your dick
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:19:31 PM)
i already do
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:19:43 PM)
already read, or already want to punch a hole in the wall?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:21:02 PM)
ive read there many times.. and the second is true as well im always well... heh im a guy..
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:21:10 PM)
yeah, good point
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:21:17 PM)
that was kinda a stupid question
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:21:39 PM)
all i gotta say is thank god for alt-tab
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:21:58 PM)
flipping back and forth between the first decent OOC conversation i've had with someone in months and writing this background...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:22:17 PM)
and hotdamn, but Del's gonna kill me for this... she's not even 20 yet, and i'm staring at 9 pages
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:22:30 PM)
wow
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:22:53 PM)
i dan do like a page or two i dont wanna put the St to sleep
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:22:59 PM)
can
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:23:07 PM)
and i've got another 30 years to go of after she's turned
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:24:10 PM)
they told me the limit was 50 yrs, unless a DAMN good background
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:24:44 PM)
i put it at 49, but still am giving them a good background... because most of the next few pages are going to be what she learned from her sire, what gen she is, and explaining some of what she has on her sheet
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:25:37 PM)
oh, and the complete and total slaughter of her father, stepmother and stepbrother, where she goes in after she's turned and drains them all in a frenzy because her sire was that kind of psycho malk that liked to watch his childer bathe in blood
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:25:58 PM)
did i mention that i like to write?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:26:01 PM)
O.o
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:28:48 PM)
brb, gotta go take my meds... which probably doesn't surprise you that i'm on some
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:31:11 PM)
lol its ok
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:33:43 PM)
<.< >.>
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:38:19 PM)
alright, back
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:38:48 PM)
didn't take my sleeping pill, yet, because i wanna get more of this writing done... i want to get it up to the night she gets turned, then stop until i get the malk books downloaded
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:39:37 PM)
ahh
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:39:49 PM)
you have to have a special kind of mind to play a malk
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:39:51 PM)
lol
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:40:23 PM)
.... how does PTSD with schizophrenia and chronic depression sound?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:41:30 PM)
to be honest..?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:41:47 PM)
please do
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:41:55 PM)
i think you would be over complicating your character
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:01 PM)
that's not Genny
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:02 PM)
that's me
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:08 PM)
oh
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:11 PM)
sowwy
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:15 PM)
eh, don't be
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:42:31 PM)
i'm not my mental illness... i'm just someone who's got some seriously fucked up dreams
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:43:18 PM)
i have weird dreams too.. and they do get fucked up on occasion
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:43:47 PM)
yeah, but somehow, i think if i were to tell you some of my dreams, you'd feel awkward... and i don't want that
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:44:00 PM)
you're a great guy, from what EG's told me... and i really like talking shit with you
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:45:34 PM)
lets put it this way hun.. im not easy to scare.. im full of suprises
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:46:37 PM)
i'm not worried about scaring you... i'm worried about you apologizing, or the conversation getting strained... so, moving on... did you know that a barnacle actually has the longest penis in the world? The male can make his grow up to 125x the original length of his body...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:47:57 PM)
...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:48:00 PM)
LOL
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:48:05 PM)
... what?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:48:38 PM)
i liked the way you steared that lol
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:48:57 PM)
lol yeah, thought you might
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:49:40 PM)
how 'bout that the tail isn't the only thing that's corkscrewed on a pig?... his penis is, too... and the vagina of a sow is spun counterclockwise so that when they have sex, it gives new meaning to "screwing"
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:50:15 PM)
...wow...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:50:46 PM)
.... did i mention that i was studying to be a vet before i had to leave college due to health problems?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:52:25 PM)
nope
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:52:27 PM)
you didnt
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:52:36 PM)
well, yeah, there ya go
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:53:02 PM)
hence why i have so many strange animal sex facts.... like how the trunk on an elephant isn't the only thing that's prehensile... so is his penis
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:53:34 PM)
that i did hear...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:53:46 PM)
totally true
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:55:10 PM)
oh, here's one for ya... Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend for the 6 years prior to his death... the two of them never actually had sex... the biggest reason was because he could not satisfy her in bed... it is written in several journals found from the period that Braun could not achieve orgasm without being violently sodomized while having her eyeballs licked, and apparently Hitler wasn't big enough to do it.....
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:56:25 PM)
wierd
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:56:30 PM)
weird
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:56:34 PM)
dammit i cant type
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:56:40 PM)
eh, don't worry about it
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:56:45 PM)
we all have that problem sometimes
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 8:58:00 PM)
<.< >.>
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:02:48 PM)
alright, done with writing for the night
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:03:08 PM)
hehe
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:03:11 PM)
so, want me to give you other uses for that brain squeedgie?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:03:28 PM)
umm not sure
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:01 PM)
should i be worried?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:02 PM)
not sure because EGs there and you are secretly getting aroused by these things, or not sure because you're worried about what'll come out next?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:24 PM)
the ladder
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:25 PM)
lol
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:29 PM)
er latter
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:36 PM)
oh whatever
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:04:57 PM)
lmao
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:05:34 PM)
alright, we'll try something tame... did you know that a woman actually has a better orgasm if she has sex during her period, and that sex during which can stop severe cramping?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:06:33 PM)
oh that i did know
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:07:11 PM)
alright... then what about how the average penis is 1.5" wide, and the average vaginal opening is only .75" wide, so women need to quit bitching about size
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:08:06 PM)
hehe yeah
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:08:57 PM)
it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean... but it still takes fucking forever to get from Miami to London in a dinghy....
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:09:44 PM)
lol!!!
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:10:14 PM)
yeah, share that with EG... i wanna hear her take on it
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:12:00 PM)
she says its true
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:12:42 PM)
*patpats Crypt* aww, it's ok... we love you anyway
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:13:31 PM)
..O.o
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:13:44 PM)
*snrk*
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:14:47 PM)
two words...
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:14:53 PM)
round trip
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:14:54 PM)
aww, love you too!
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:15:07 PM)
two more
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:15:08 PM)
*snort* sorry, but Ogre's still got you beat
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:15:13 PM)
First class
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:15:38 PM)
got two more for you
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:15:44 PM)
AirForce One
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:16:41 PM)
Ritz Carlton
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:18:06 PM)
hehe
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:18:06 PM)
pffft, honey, i'll be staying in Buckingham Palace
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:18:45 PM)
yeah!! What??
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:18:58 PM)
*smirks*
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:19:03 PM)
gimme a minute..
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:19:06 PM)
im thinkin
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:19:18 PM)
*looks in national geographic*
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:19:51 PM)
uh-uh, screw that... Taj Mahal
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:20:09 PM)
The Vatican! gift from god baby!
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:20:16 PM)
i can keep going, but would need more words
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:20:18 PM)
oh please
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:20:26 PM)
you had to pull religion into it?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:20:30 PM)
*smh*
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:21:04 PM)
its late gimme a break
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:21:09 PM)
you do realise, i'm showing all of this to Ogre, right?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:21:44 PM)
oh i have already gathered this...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:22:28 PM)
he's still yet to respond... i think he's having a bad night
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:22:41 PM)
actually, i think he's having a bad year
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:22:46 PM)
i hope its nothing i said
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:22:51 PM)
no no, nothing like that
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:09 PM)
it's just... shit's been piling up on him, and i think he's in a bit of trouble and doesn't know how to get out
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:12 PM)
a bd year?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:20 PM)
nothing legal or anything like that... more financial
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:24 PM)
what kind of trouble?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:31 PM)
hang on, bathroom break
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:23:50 PM)
oh well.. theres plenty of room in this boat...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:29:19 PM)
i think his trouble is something along the lines that he needs around $800 before the 15th or he ends up homeless.... something like that
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:29:54 PM)
eee
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:29:57 PM)
yeah
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:29:59 PM)
that really sucks
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:15 PM)
we owed like almost 2000 in back rent..
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:16 PM)
and i have no idea where to get it without doing something illegal or immoral
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:29 PM)
ask friends a family?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:34 PM)
tried both
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:41 PM)
everyone's tapped out
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:30:41 PM)
oh...
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:31:06 PM)
he's got an out, but it involves moving down and living under his abusive father's rule
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:32:22 PM)
oh
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:33:07 PM)
has the landloard already givin a written 30 days notice?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:33:31 PM)
no but he'll get that by the 15th if he doesn't come up with the money
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:34:00 PM)
which means that i'll get the kitten, so that's good... but it means he's homeless, which is bad... very bad
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:34:12 PM)
i'd give my everything for him... and he knows that
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:34:37 PM)
hmm dont know what to say?
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:34:40 PM)
er say
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:35:23 PM)
it's ok
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:35:34 PM)
i just wish he'd listen to me and go get help
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:36:22 PM)
there are charities out there that will help
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:36:56 PM)
he's tried them
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:37:03 PM)
they won't help him because he's white and male
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:37:10 PM)
and i know that sounds bad, but it's how it is
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:37:32 PM)
i'm about to go looking and asking for him, if he can't come up with it on his own
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:37:56 PM)
*nods*
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:38:37 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJTUSrgWW5Y&feature=autoplay&list=PL2CDA069152A7423D&index=7&playnext=1
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:41:02 PM)
cool
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:06 PM)
Well hun i do need to get ready for bed and stuff
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:06 PM)
i just have to remember to hold on
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:11 PM)
do you have skype?
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:13 PM)
to keep holding on, that things will get better
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:14 PM)
yeah
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:17 PM)
sereneprincess013
SerenePrincess OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:42:28 PM)
no mic, but i got ears
Crypt OOC (Aug 11, 2011 9:46:35 PM)
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