Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:07:24 PM)
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Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:07:43 PM)
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Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:07:50 PM)
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Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:08:09 PM)
kk so hilerously perverted or dark first?

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:08:46 PM)
Don't care

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:08:55 PM)
either or.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:08:59 PM)
"Today, after goung down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his figner over my mouth and whispered, 'S-s-s-semen/

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:09:05 PM)
' FML."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:09:50 PM)
there was another on this morning that some couple broke up and the guy asked for parting BJ....

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:10:20 PM)
"Today, after suggesting t my daughter for a while that she should try out for a cheerleading team to becoem more confidnet, she went to tryouts. She didn't make the team and she's spent thelast six hours in her room crying. FML."

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:10:59 PM)
facepalms

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:11:05 PM)
:Today, whileon the subway, a man leaned over, smelled my neck, and said I smell like his grandmother."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:12:49 PM)
"today, I went to the bakery with my fiance and his dad. I was checking out t-shirts on a shelfwhen somebody started rubbing my sholders. Thinking it was my fiance, I okly eached to brab his crotch, when he eans dow nand says 'You should watch where you put your hands.' Wrong person. FML"

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:13:28 PM)
LOL

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:13:40 PM)
hehe

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:13:48 PM)
oy these are bad

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:15:10 PM)
"Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwearm a tank top, and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever doning shorts. FML"

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:15:42 PM)
LOL

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:16:21 PM)
oh lina needs to hear this one

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:16:27 PM)
?

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:16:32 PM)
hehe

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:16:37 PM)
"Today, my 5 year old kept flipping people off at pre-school. Why?....."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:16:40 PM)
(more ocming)

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:17:08 PM)
"Because my husband taaught her own to. Who's being blaemd for this? Me. FML"

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:17:56 PM)
She'd kill him

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:18:02 PM)
i know.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:18:47 PM)
"I heard some football players talking aobut a party going on tonight. I told them I'll see them there. One guy responded, 'Dude, no way a loser like you is goign to this party. This is going to be the sweetest party ever, you better not show.' I'm throwing the party. It's at my house."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:19:41 PM)
"I found out why my wife won't put her relationship status on Facebook to 'married'. It's because she doesn't want her parents to see. We have been married for two years"

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:20:32 PM)
Damn

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:20:35 PM)
lol

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:20:40 PM)
hehe

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:20:48 PM)
luci this is waht i did at work today

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:01 PM)
Gee. Sounds like you had a mightily productive day.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:10 PM)
oh fuck ya.

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:23 PM)
Pfft.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:54 PM)
yeah*

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:55 PM)
not ya

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:21:56 PM)
lol

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:22:35 PM)
oooh

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:22:52 PM)
"I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house....."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:22:59 PM)
"his girlfriend answered."

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:23:07 PM)
Oh damn

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:25:23 PM)
for lina: "My youngest son thought RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stiches. It also gave me a meetigh with social services."

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:26:52 PM)
snerks

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:27:18 PM)
She barely has soda in the house... ever.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:28:23 PM)
lol

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:29:39 PM)
okay

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:29:41 PM)
best one yet

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:30:09 PM)
"My dad borrowed my iPOd without me knowing. Once I found out, I called my friend and I told her not to send me messages on MSN as notifications pop up with the message."

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:30:20 PM)
"she sent 'Did you tell your parents about the baby?' "

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:31:14 PM)
oh damn

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:32:08 PM)
"I tried giving my self abikini wax for the first time, " I am just going to stop there

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:35:36 PM)
Ugh.

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:35:41 PM)
that's not even remotely funny.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:37:26 PM)
i know

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:37:28 PM)
thats why I stoped ther

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:37:39 PM)
*munches on pizza*

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:39:27 PM)
So we should pick up taylor were we left off.. now that Gary has offered him lovin

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:39:39 PM)
LOL

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:39:49 PM)
he's probably gonna stick with Luci

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:07 PM)
lol ....3 sum yo

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:09 PM)
LOL

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:32 PM)
all 3 doggie style.. with luci in the center

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:36 PM)
I can already seeeee the yelling that would get Luci from Lina. ::cringe::

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:37 PM)
(work that one out..))

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:40:43 PM)
*laughs*

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:42:10 PM)
Aww, are you craving IC time, Gary?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:45:39 PM)
oh me and taylor were ic earlier then the chat crashed

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:45:49 PM)
and Iwas dozzing at the comp after

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:45:59 PM)
yeah, figure that that scene ended with them just bantering back and forth.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:46:12 PM)
or GHB in Taylors drink... jk

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:46:29 PM)
O.o

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:46:30 PM)
::snerks::

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:46:39 PM)
explains the pain in sitting on the carriage ride...

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:46:59 PM)
lol

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:47:46 PM)
Mmm, and I was right.

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:47:51 PM)
::preens::

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:47:53 PM)
lol

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:47:55 PM)
i told him about taht

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:02 PM)
Wait... which part?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:05 PM)
you asked me like 3 times if Gary was gay....

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:12 PM)
LOL

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:37 PM)
I've been right about a lot of stuff lately. It's gonna go to my head. But I think we're talking about the wrong "right" this time.

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:44 PM)
And if he's gay, he fakes it -really- well.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:45 PM)
oh

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:48:52 PM)
lol

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:49:02 PM)
well he does have the 7 dice to lie

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:49:18 PM)
*has like no dice to lie*

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:49:29 PM)
Honest by neccessity...

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:49:44 PM)
Dude, I'm from CA. I don't know -any- gay guy, open or not, that can fake it like that.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:49:57 PM)
lol. no comment

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:50:37 PM)
I'm from San Francisco, for crying out loud!

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:51:14 PM)
no comment

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:51:16 PM)
and we don't hold it against you, Luci

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:52:04 PM)
::grins:: No one does. C'mon, how many awesome songs are there about Cali girls?

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:53:39 PM)
::eyes the clock:: If I'm going IC, it needs to start soonish. tpo Lina is going to make me early bedtime if I keep coughing. (Cough is coming back)

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:53:40 PM)
*fondles a cali girl*

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:53:47 PM)
...

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:54:03 PM)
aww, not feeling good?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:54:31 PM)
what?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:54:34 PM)
my ex is in cali

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:54:41 PM)
Wait, scary ex?

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:17 PM)
Getting over viral bronchitis, Tay. Had it 3 weeks ago. Cough was going away, but it's coming back now.

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:39 PM)
ack!

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:47 PM)
*makes chicken noodle soup for you*

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:49 PM)
no

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:53 PM)
not my scary ex

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:55:59 PM)
Okay

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:56:14 PM)
dear god. I would never do what I said in that pm if she was in cali

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:56:27 PM)
::snerks::

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:56:36 PM)
She wubs you.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:58:26 PM)
///

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:58:31 PM)
yeah

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:58:32 PM)
no

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:59:02 PM)
::grins::

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:59:39 PM)
...

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 9:59:51 PM)
i mean how dumb do you have to be..

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 9:59:57 PM)
::rae::

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:00:01 PM)
break into someone house, try to push them dow na flgiht of stairs call them daily at 2 am....

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:00:26 PM)
txt them daily, stalk them on campus, e-mail random shit, aim im random shit, and fb random shit

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:00:42 PM)
Lucky you.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:00:55 PM)
then sue claiming that I am harassing and causing undo mental stress and anguish, by harassing via txt and facebook (which by the way most courts will ignore)

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:00:58 PM)
aww, she does love you... see, always trying to be close to you, even when you're sleeping...

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:08 PM)
lol

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:25 PM)
my response, here the phone records.... comp records.....txt records... three witnesses.... four witness statemetns (nortorized)

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:36 PM)
and my lawyer

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:43 PM)
ohh and I only got served 2 days ago....

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:46 PM)
what did she come with?

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:47 PM)
Yeah, that's crazy...

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:01:58 PM)
her fucking monther, and no lawyer, no records of any sort....

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:02:07 PM)
how long did she have to prepare?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:02:09 PM)
31 days.

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:02:30 PM)
I was 5 states away... I only had 2 days to repapre because I only got served 3 days before the trial (i coutner field on day 2))

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:22 PM)
You're like a BoyScout!

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:28 PM)
lol

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:29 PM)
You were prepared!

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:35 PM)
ohh and one of my witnesses?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:39 PM)
Hated me

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:42 PM)
and still does

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:49 PM)
hehe

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:03:59 PM)
Can you blame them? ::ducks!::

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:04:14 PM)
i mean how kick ass it is that a person who is probably so innocently honest, but hates you, comes to testify on their behalf *c*** punches luci*

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:04:37 PM)
Suck language. ::shakes head::

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:04:43 PM)
Such*

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:05:22 PM)
what worng wrong with cape punching?

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:06:26 PM)
ah, freud would be proud...

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:06:53 PM)
Taylor.... you have no idea today. ::grins::

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:07:58 PM)
*grins*

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:05 PM)
make work conversations interesting for ya?

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:19 PM)
No. I was quietly giggling at my desk today.

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:25 PM)
tpo Lina thought it was hilarious.

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:42 PM)
O.o

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:55 PM)
IC time!

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:08:57 PM)
?

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:09:00 PM)
oooh

Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:09:01 PM)
lol

Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:09:06 PM)
Not a chance in -hell-, Gary.

Taylor Valos (Jun 29, 2010 10:12:55 PM)
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Gary Stevenson M.D. (Jun 29, 2010 10:13:04 PM)
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Lucinde Duboir (Jun 29, 2010 10:13:54 PM)
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