Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:32:55 AM)
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Gourmands (Dec 6, 2011 2:33:08 AM)
(so where were we?)
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:34:31 AM)
((I think Ant was going to the multi-kith one while Emma was watching over his goods.))
Gourmands (Dec 6, 2011 2:35:47 AM)
*So Armande and an eshu, a nocker, a boggan and a few pooka were watching their stuff get judged and just staying to themselves since most of the place was glaring at them*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:37:19 AM)
*eyes* Mais...lookit the spread.
Gourmands (Dec 6, 2011 2:37:41 AM)
(This user is now known as Armande)
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:38:04 AM)
Aye, we tried, I think we did fairly well. Care for a taste?
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:40:05 AM)
Naw, I'm just another guy, y'know?
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:40:41 AM)
So? Food's meant to be shared. Being pretty and fancy doesn't mean anything if no one eats it.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:43:29 AM)
I like your style..I can try a little, but I'm not a judge. *glancing around* Kinda sad nobody's really circulatin'.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:44:32 AM)
Eh, everything's all woogie because of the sabotage
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:45:01 AM)
We were lucky since we weren't in a freehold and were just using my home for stuff we avoided a lot of it.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:45:18 AM)
Huh...what happened t'yal;l?
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:47:32 AM)
On the way here we got attacked by some crabs. So we fried 'em up and threw 'em on the table.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:49:26 AM)
*snickers* That's not so far off from me...someone sent a buncha turducken a few days ago. And then before that they ruined the salt. Papa Bernard's gonna put a hex like you wouldn't believe.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:51:30 AM)
Erg... dun mess with a man's salt... they get a bit crazy.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:52:50 AM)
That's a mighty fine lookin bird.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:53:38 AM)
Papa Bernard got reallllly crazy. Mebbe if we find who did it, we can get 'em to run away before the hex comes on 'em.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:54:49 AM)
Dunno, the way everyone's actin they're trying to make it look like we did it. *he just looked over at the Random Boggan moving from group to group* That one there keeps gettin the people glaring at us.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:55:46 AM)
Mm. I think he's angry. Someone sent a fire elemental an almost kilt one of their line cooks.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:56:13 AM)
((Those were separate boggans))
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:57:10 AM)
((Eeeep!))
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:57:29 AM)
((Redo!))
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 2:59:27 AM)
I unno...he seems...weird.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 2:59:41 AM)
He's kinda a jerk I think.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:01:00 AM)
Kinda. It's like he's tryin' to throw everyone off.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:01:56 AM)
Maybe, though he's not an actual cook though.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:03:02 AM)
Just watchin his mannerisms you can tell...
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:03:04 AM)
Huh. How'd that happen? *eyeing Random Boggan more.*
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:04:29 AM)
The guy fidgets when he's standin still and his dominant hand, it's kinda twisted a bit like its been broken.. He can't actually close it, meanin he couldn't hold a spatula, spoon or whisk.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:07:56 AM)
Mais...*watching.* But I know my second cousin lefty had some special stuff made so he could cook...
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:09:26 AM)
The last thing? Nothin on him is dirty, an he doesn't have any burn scars.
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:09:38 AM)
*he just tilted his head a little then looked at his food*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:11:48 AM)
I wonder...did he look funny at the crabs?
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:12:06 AM)
I wasn't watching
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:16:46 AM)
Huh. Mebbe we should experiment or something...
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:16:54 AM)
How so?
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:17:40 AM)
See if we can make 'im jump. I'll give him some turducken and you give him some crab...
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:18:16 AM)
Sure, why not?
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:19:43 AM)
*he grabbed a plate and one of the crabs*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:20:10 AM)
Right then...*saunters, keeping an eye on his goodies before getting a small hunk of turducken for a plate, offering to a few people before Random Boggan*
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:30:03 AM)
*and the sidhe offered the crab and Random Boggan just looked at it and turned away and made for the door*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:31:37 AM)
*calls out deeply* MAIS, HEEM! *Random Boggan is about to get tackled*
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:32:03 AM)
*.....he turned at the shout and then booked it*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:35:59 AM)
*boogying* He no'chef! Get 'im!
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:36:12 AM)
(dex+athletics)
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:36:33 AM)
*the others just looked around and were confused*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:37:12 AM)
(( O.O 4 successes. On 4 dice. ))
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:37:24 AM)
*crash tumble roll*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:39:33 AM)
*Looks to make sure that what he was told was right...hand and apron check*
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:44:24 AM)
*yup, all right*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:45:59 AM)
*Blinks* You...you sent the crabs...turducken...?
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:46:22 AM)
You can't prove anything!
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 3:48:44 AM)
Josette: Julian. Enough.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 3:49:38 AM)
*glares* What'd I got to prove...hm? *slowly standing*
Armande (Dec 6, 2011 4:00:29 AM)
(This user is now known as Julian)
Julian (Dec 6, 2011 4:00:47 AM)
Everything, you're the one that's shouting his head off in front of everyone.
Julian (Dec 6, 2011 4:00:57 AM)
*and yup, everyone was looking at them.*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:05:21 AM)
You're the one standin' here saying I can't prove nothing. Now when I got shouted at and blindsided and did do nothing, my first question was "What'd I do?" So y'done something wrong. Second. That Sidhe feller yonder got a crab attack today, but fried 'em up. When he come over to offer you crab, you run. So you done something wrong with the crab. Now I'm sure if I took you to Papa Bernard, he'd have a nice long discussion withcha about the importance of salt.
Julian (Dec 6, 2011 4:07:38 AM)
Who's Papa Bernard?
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:09:37 AM)
A feller in N'awlins who loves his salt and has no problems impressing the importance of salt upon folk. *lowers his voice a little* With hot irons, I think.
Julian (Dec 6, 2011 4:10:25 AM)
*he went pale and just looked at Ant and then shouted pointing at him* HE'S THREATENING ME WITH IRON! *Oh the gasps!*
Julian (Dec 6, 2011 4:11:46 AM)
(This user is now known as Josette)
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:13:13 AM)
*folds his arms* Brandin' irons, y'cooyon. I don't think Papa Bernards' ~that~ mean. But you c'n start talkin...
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:14:29 AM)
Julian, that's enough. *the female boggan just gave him a stern look and the other one went quiet, she turned to the judges and bowed to them* Pardon the outburst caused by my brother... In my embarassment at my sibling's spectacle I and Meadowbrook will be excusing us from the competition. My apologies. *and Josette gave Julian such a look*
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:17:53 AM)
*eyes Julian, and Josette before hmping very slightly, going to Josette* M'sorry about the spectacle. Mebbe we meet again another time.
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:19:12 AM)
*she just walked over and collected her brother* I don't think I have anything to say to you.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:26:46 AM)
*Scowls* I know you gotta shelter the bon a rien cause he kin. But I don't think you welcome in the kitchens of N'awlins, ma'am.
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:29:42 AM)
Je préfère me brûler avec du saindoux bouillant que le pied étape dans votre porcherie d'une cuisine. *she smiled at Antoine and then escorted her brother out*
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:35:59 AM)
((And now I must sleep))
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:36:14 AM)
*oh, the insult may be returned. Sweetly.
Antoine Bourque (Dec 6, 2011 4:36:25 AM)
((yeah getting to be about that time for me.))
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:37:01 AM)
((night))
Josette (Dec 6, 2011 4:37:03 AM)
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