Bunneh (Nov 10, 2011 8:41:35 PM)
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Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 8:42:23 PM)
* just puttering around cleaning up after the last customer leaves*
Bunneh (Nov 10, 2011 8:43:01 PM)
(This user is now known as Hillary Hammond)
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 8:45:49 PM)
*As Serenity is cleaning up after a customer leaves a young woman walks through the door, nearly breaking her damn neck as she watches the man leave Serenity’s shop. That didn’t last too long though before she was standing up at the counter. Hillary is not really what you would call a looker, her look would best be described as studious, lanky, and even sickly at times. She has dark brown eyes, thick glasses and usually wares some sort of geek speak t-shirt that most people don’t understand paired with jeans that don’t fit right, her hands stuffed in the pockets of her white lab coat*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 8:47:59 PM)
* the shop bell on the top of the door would make a bell noise since Andy has the night off and she peers her head around the corner and smiles at Hillary* Oh hey ....hold on..be there in a min. * she quickly finishes her clearing and wipes her hands with hand sanitizer and walks up to the counter* Hey what's up?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 8:50:07 PM)
*For a long while she just proceeded to stand there, no smile no nothing. This girl was incredibly mono tone in her features and in her speech as well. With very little expression she removed one hand from her lab coat to push her glasses back up on her nose.* Are you the lady that owns this place? I am supposed to talk to the lady that owns this place. *Clearly she had very little social graces about her either. It must have been act of god that someone let her out of the lab. *
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 8:51:58 PM)
* she waits for Hillary to say something her brows furrow after a bit and is about to say something when Hillary speaks* Uh yeah.....that'd be me...what you need?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 8:56:32 PM)
*Hillary didn’t move her head, but her eyes cut to the left and then to the right, before focusing back on Serenity, before she would speak. She appeared to be looking for any sort of video surveillance* I understand you were looking for a tutor. I am a expert in that field you are looking to be tutored in. In fact. I am a doctor. *She suddenly put hands up over her eyes turning her head* NOT a medical doctor for the love of all that is Darwin do not show me any weird skin tags or warts.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 8:59:10 PM)
* she listens to Hillary wonder what her story is and then smiles big * Oh wonderful! I was hoping someone would come by and ....* she however looks a bit worried as she does the whole hands over eyes routine* Uhh you okay?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:04:17 PM)
*She slowly removed her hands down, looking slightly suspicious* Once, I had a man show me his obscenely large scrotum when I mentioned I was a doctor. The event in question caused a great deal of trauma for me. *Clearing her throat she nodded her head once before placing her hands back in her lab pocket to pull out a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting a glob into her hands and rubbing them together. * I would rather we talk business in private when you have the time. You never know who is a government spy.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:07:03 PM)
* nodding and her mouth half open* Ah I see...no won't show you my scrotum no wories about that one * quick grin and noding again* Well I don't have any appointments so we can talk now if you like I got an office a little ways in the back
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:11:54 PM)
That is acceptable. Before we continue I must ask you if you are in fact a government or country of other origin spy. Also if you plan to kidnap me cross that off your list… I am deathly allergic to Amobarbital. You would get nothing from me. Now. If you are not a spy of any kind and you do not plan on kidnapping me…we can continue. But I expect you to answer truthfully regardless.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:14:37 PM)
Uhhhh yeah....nope ...can honestly say I'm not...just a Tattoo person..* she shakes her head a bit wondering ....wow....* You watch alot of spy movies? * she motions for Hillary to follow her to her office*
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:16:53 PM)
No. I blow shit up for a living, and I am damn good at it. People either really like that, or don’t like that. You would be surprised. *She said shoving her hands into her lab pockets walking into the office area slowly looking around, or rather she looking for bugs in the place*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:19:05 PM)
Ohkey then....so have a seat if you want * she motions to a simple wooden chair as she plops down in a pretty beat up duct tape desk chair* Have you ever been kidnapped before?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:22:16 PM)
*Hiliary leans over pushes the door closed, then sits down in the seat all rigid like. With a little wiggle she checked to make sure that the chair did not wobble. Wobbling chairs would be a problem.* No. Close. But never caught me, I am careful. So lets play lets make a deal. You want to learn how to make things go boom and I want a bad boy boyfriend. Tattoos pricings…all that. Foul mouth is a plus…that’s hot. You hook me up I’ll hook you up.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:24:22 PM)
* she blinks* A bad boy boyfriend? Tattoos.....hmm are you looking for something long term...one night standish?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:27:35 PM)
I know hard to believe I haven’t bagged one yet isn’t it? What do you believe the outlook or a long term arrangement would be in percentage format please rounded to the tenth decimal place? Oh and I guess that depends on how much work I am going to have put in here. My contact told me you were a newb so what do you have. A bachelors in organic chemistry?
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:30:45 PM)
Uh yes totally but I'm not sure about hooking you up....I mean I could try but I can't guarntee anything...is there anything else I can do .....but your contact was right.....I am a relly big newb..I mean like virgin Newb
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:34:49 PM)
You look like what the bad boys go for, teach me whatever it is you do, and in that case we are both dealing with Virgins. *She didn’t even smirk or anything. One thing was sure Serenity was going to have one hell of time with this girl…after all its not like she had a lot to work with.* So what is your science background then I can try to put in terms you can relate to. Really all demolitions is chemistry, and math, which involves more chemistry.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:39:53 PM)
Well I can try to help you with guys I...Uhhh think....Well I finished High School so I know like the basics
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:45:39 PM)
*She looked as though she was about to laugh, a little tiny cracking at the corner of her lip. Hillary did really think it was a joke until she noticed just how serious Serenity was looking. At that point she blinked, her back hit the chair and she sighed* So. Do you know what happens when you mix ammonia and bleach? You die. It creates Chlorine gas. 2NaONH3 + Cl2. Dead in two breaths. We don’t want to die. Mkay. So moving forwards don’t play around with shit you don’t know nothing about. We are starting with the basics here. Because I want to live to get laid and you are my ticket to that. How many gross words per min do you read?
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:48:30 PM)
Well lthat's why I asked for someone who knew what they were talking about. I'm not gonna mess with stuff I can come back with a stump or like blow my head up. not many people want a tattoo from some messed up looking person ya know? * grins* So you never been laid before?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 9:54:36 PM)
I’ve seen faces blown –off- yes. It happens. I told Mark that it was2 parts Sodium Chlorine did he listen? Nope. BOOM! My Mark. Your faces is on the ceiling and floor. Clean up in the lab. I got the next 2 days off paid vacation. You are smart. I like you. That is not going to happen here. No. I haven’t been laid. I am a career woman and those lab geeks do nothing for me. *She leaned pulled a white card from her pocket sliding it over to Serenity. It read* “Dr. HH. 231-3331,” Leaning back she looked at Serenity* So why do you want to learn this are you joining the IRA? *Suddenly she shook her head holding her hands up* Never mind! You know what…I don’t want to know too much liability. Lets establish a no ‘special project’ related questions rule right now.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 9:57:13 PM)
* she nods up and down listen to Hillary her mouth looking like a fish and she smiles at a few things trying to keep up with all the talking and is about to answer but when is told she doesn't want to know ..she looks down at the card and ...* thanks * smiling a bit *
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:01:16 PM)
That is a secret number. Don’t give that out to people. I have another number if you want to give one of your tattooed friends my number. I have no problem if you lie to them and tell them whatever you need to agree to a date or two. Hell I make bombs that can will a shit ton of people. I don’t have a whole lot of qualms. We will start small scale. I’ll bring you buy some reading material tomorrow. Questions?
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:02:57 PM)
* nodding a bit looking down at the card and back up* Gotcha....Yeah sure if you want to give me a number I can give out....Cool.....uhh you ever hada make over before?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:06:10 PM)
*No doubt about it this chick –needed- a makeover and BAD. Some jeans that fit right and were not two sizes to big would have been a good idea too. Leaning forward she grabbed a posit note off Serenity’s desk and wrote down in very scratchy like text her name Hillary, with a heart and her phone number.* Have you ever read the –real- Anarchist cook book before? *Answering her question with a question. She probably need to work on her personality a bit too.*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:07:33 PM)
No..nope can't say I have.....
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:09:22 PM)
Can't say that I have had a make over either. But about that book. I'll bring you a copy. You can read over it. Got some real gems in there and its mostly in every day language. I should probably make you a quick lexicon referance for all the other reading material you are going to get. You know the perodic table right? Llike you can drawn one on command right?
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:10:35 PM)
Uhh well I've seen one...don't know it by heart....Yeah that'd be cool whatever help you could give me....
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:14:24 PM)
*She again thought she was jokeing, for a moment she just sat there waiting for the punchline of the joke. When it did not come she reached over on Serenity's desk, grabs sheets of paper and diffrent colored highlighters, markers, pens or whatever else she could grab and fashioned a perodic table right then and there. When she was done she pushed it over to serenity.* Know this. It is your new language.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:17:46 PM)
* rubbing her neck a bit trying to ignore the creeping feeling of idiocy and she nods and smiles looking over at the paper* Ah yeah...okay.....no problem
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:21:44 PM)
I think this is the point where I am suppose to offer some words of encouragement but I don't have my notes from that course I took and it was years ago. So. Yeah. *She stood up* Ii'll bring you books. You'll study. I'll answer questions. You'll get me a date. On Mondays we do book work on Wenesdays were are going to lab.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:24:00 PM)
No No...I knew when I went into this I knew squat....I was just hoping you'd take me on even though I didn't know squat. I really appreciate it ...really...* she tries to look optomistic *
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:26:11 PM)
*She leaned forward looking at Serenity in the eye for a few seconds, shrugging her shoulders* Look. You have a lot work to do with me and I have a lot of work to do with you. It's Win Win for both of us. Its not going to be easy and it won't happen over night. Also be looking into some places and things you want to explode. I am all out of old cars.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:27:16 PM)
So can I ask who refere you to me?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:29:50 PM)
Some dude, that knows a dude that knew a dude that knew you and knew I don't ask to many questions about shit. Nope don't give a damn what you are up to don't want to know. I am 'just a chemist' *She nodded her head several time* Remember...'just a chemist'.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:31:02 PM)
Okay...gotcha...chemist* nods a few times* So you want a soda or water or something?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:35:53 PM)
I generally run on a IV of caffeine. I don’t like to dilute it with H20. When I build up to high of a tolerance I quit cold turkey for a week. The withdrawal headache is massive, but worth it. *She pops up to her feet getting her bottle of hand sanitizer to de-germ her hand again* This is the awkward part where you want me to leave but don’t want to say GTFO right? That’s cool because normally I don’t say anything before I just turn around and walk out. But I guess I should ask you if –I- Have homework or anything.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:39:32 PM)
Well it's a start you realize some of the social graces...Uh homework....let me think about it .I didn't think I'd ever be helping anyone out with social things * grins* so I'll have to figure this out
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:40:58 PM)
Do you have like germaphobia or something why you keep using hand santizer?
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:42:45 PM)
Germaphobia? No. I just like the way it smells. Like…alcohol.*She said putting her hands back in her pocket though that was obviously a bit of a lie, and she was not good at lying in the least*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:44:26 PM)
Okay well first thing...you gotta lose the hand santizer...I mean at least when your out with people....you'll kinda umm make them feel uncomfortable....
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:46:49 PM)
*Leaning against the desk for a moment she chewed on the side of her cheek, as though she really had to think about that. How else would she keep hand clean* OK…so then. Latex gloves is out of the question I am sure. But how many times would you say is acceptable on a date…to go the bathroom to wash my hands once and hour I think I could handle.
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:49:10 PM)
Ahhhh Yes...no latex gloves. I think Maybe once during a date ..usually people do excuse themsevles to go to the bathroom....so you could wash your hands then...
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:52:05 PM)
*Hilary looked as though she was having hard time swallowing that little pill. Her lips pushes out like she was going to question that….but then she recalled that Serenity would know better than her, and she didn’t hear Serenity questioning her on chemistry* ooh kay so I guess that means extra sessions at my physiologist. Anything -else- I would need to talk with her about?
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 10:55:40 PM)
So you see one of those? Well I don't know cuz I don't want to pry or anything bout what you two talk about now. But I think we gotta work on your little quirks to get you a guy...cuz most guys you show em quirks they run like little bitches..
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 10:58:06 PM)
Sort of a contain the quirks. OK…this I can do…But I am really I think I am normal. What is all that quirk about me? I am a chemist. That is normal all American job, I wear jeans…*Apparently she needed a few things to be pointed out…*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:04:10 PM)
Well everyone thinks their normal * chukles* But you my dear have quirks and need to work on them....for one...you need to relax and you need to work on small conversation. That could be your homework! There...you go out and just observe some people and watch them ...see how they interact.....and your clothing needs some help too....
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:09:17 PM)
My conversation I am think I am really interesting. You are the expert. So my homework is to stalk some couples. I will relate this to a lab experiment and they are my test subjects. This is do able. As for the clothing…I have no tits. Just so you know. You are working with raisins, and this shirt is funny. *She shrugged her shoulder and spun towards the door. Not in a huff or anything she just didn’t usally say goodbye. She figured they would get the picture when she was gone* “I’ll bring the books by tomorrow in the book slot” *did she even have a book slot?*
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:10:55 PM)
* she blinks a few times ...expert...hmp...who'd a thought* Okay...see ya later
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:11:51 PM)
*and...she was gone. Strange one she was but seren would learn a lot from her*
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:12:06 PM)
(( You are more than welcome to put in for you first dots of science and demolitions))
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:13:03 PM)
* she slowly walks back to the counter and looks confused not know what to make of this woman * hmmm very odd ( yea!......have lots of xp to spend *L* )
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:13:48 PM)
(( If you want to you can buy a contact/mentor/allie or whaever you want her as. If you want we work towards getting you some underworld/industry influence as you might need it to get the stuff to blow things up :D ))
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:13:55 PM)
(( you have any questions or anything?))
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:15:02 PM)
( yeah would like to work on the influnces ....I think she'd be considered mentor?)
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:15:52 PM)
(( Sure thing. I'll let you tell me how and where you'd like to run with it))
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:16:58 PM)
( i am pretty open to anything...kinda making her an expert in the field)
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:17:45 PM)
(( sounds like a plan! I'll be happy to help you with that. I hope you enjoyed the scene we will do more down the road of course))
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:18:48 PM)
( yeah it was fun.....a surprise for the person to teach her but I think this is going to be fun : ) )
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:20:12 PM)
(( yep :) I like to throw curve balls and more often than not Kinfolk are dealing with Mortals anway. So this way she can help you gain more influences and all that jaz outside of the garou stuff...so that you -can- help with the garou stuff))
Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:21:14 PM)
( Yeah didn't want to go supernatural...just still keep her vanilla and add something she'd be able to get involved with)
Hillary Hammond (Nov 10, 2011 11:22:02 PM)
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Bunneh (Nov 10, 2011 11:23:18 PM)
(( Awesome. I think we can manage that. Hit me up if you need anything. Once you get your request in I should have in done in a day or two. ))
Bunneh (Nov 10, 2011 11:23:30 PM)
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Serenity Carynx (Nov 10, 2011 11:28:09 PM)
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