Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:26:21 AM)
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Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:28:31 AM)
*Josh is taking stuff out of boxes and putting it away*
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:29:23 AM)
*Tarra is doing the same. She looks at one of the boxes from Josh's mother, marked "Sample", and opens it up* I am afraid.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:30:54 AM)
What is it?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:31:04 AM)
something your mother sent me.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:32:27 AM)
*she opens up a box and pulls out one of the uglier designer gowns the world has seen*
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:33:45 AM)
Oh good lord. Thats.....
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:34:09 AM)
what is it?
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:35:49 AM)
I think thats the gown Carrie wore to the prom.....
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:36:01 AM)
you're joking. right?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:36:15 AM)
*she stands up and pulls it out of the box. there's a note pinned to it: vera wang, try on for size, love mom&
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:36:48 AM)
*shrugs* Whats it say?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:38:03 AM)
"try on for size, love mom."
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:38:08 AM)
I thikn she means you.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:40:08 AM)
I hope not....*walks over, looking at it* Vera Wang. Figures.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:40:23 AM)
yeah. Ok. help me on with this. What exactly do you call this color?
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:40:51 AM)
Baby shit.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:41:01 AM)
So what's she trying to tell us?
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:41:39 AM)
Im not sure. You know that thats for the rehearsal and dinner right?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:41:55 AM)
I am not wearing this color to the rehearsal and dinner.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:42:03 AM)
I will, however, try on the dress. *and she does*
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:44:06 AM)
*she looks at Josh*
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:44:08 AM)
um.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:44:12 AM)
It actually looks good on you....for a nightgown.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:44:24 AM)
yeah, a nightgown doesnt cost $400
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:45:10 AM)
Um....honey...look at that again.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:45:18 AM)
*she looks*
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:45:22 AM)
....no.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:45:25 AM)
no, no no.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:45:31 AM)
Call your mom and tell her No!
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:46:04 AM)
*stares at her for a moment* Have you MET my mom?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:46:39 AM)
Yes. She's very sweet. She took me shopping and she's planning our wedding.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:46:47 AM)
She's a bit obsessive.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:50:06 AM)
Compulsive- Neurotic are her therapists words actually. Anyway.....no. Tell her..no. *laughs* Right. Look at it this way...you actually look pretty good in it....which is fairly amazing for a Vera Wang. That woman designs crap.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:50:20 AM)
Alright. But this baby shit brown? no.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:50:31 AM)
tell you what. Take the worst picture you can of me.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:50:42 AM)
and we'll email it to your Dad. who will go "wow, did she vomit?"
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:50:47 AM)
and then the color will change.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:51:58 AM)
*nods* That we can probably manage...dye your hair something that clashes with.....poop.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:52:23 AM)
I'm not goig to wear this color. No. it looks hideous on me.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:54:30 AM)
That what I meant. Dye your hair red for a couple days, it would look like complete crap with that color.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:54:52 AM)
Alright. We'll do that.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:56:21 AM)
Yeah, if we tell mom that the dress is a hideous color, it will hurt her feelings. And she wont agree anyway. But if we tell her is clashes with your new hair color....that she'll understand.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:56:42 AM)
how about we tell her that my boobs fell out when I started to walk?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:57:52 AM)
because I think that's what's giing to happen. *she takes a few steps*
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:58:01 AM)
She'll send you a roll of double sided tape.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 2:58:29 AM)
yeah. why do I get the feeling this is more about your mom than us?
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 2:59:20 AM)
Because...it is? Look at it this way. In twenty or thirty years, you can torture YOUR daughter or daughter in law.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 3:00:00 AM)
Yeah, you keep telling me that. But you'r enot the the one on disply.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 3:01:37 AM)
Display? What do you mean?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 3:02:11 AM)
When youre the bride? it's supposed to be your "big day." So everything that happens is a direct reflection on You. It's nerve wracking. You're on display. And everything is supposed to be about you.
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 3:04:25 AM)
Only if youre one of those psycho bridezillas. And you arent. Besides, whats wrong with you being on display? *grins* I kind of like it.
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 3:04:45 AM)
...I don't. *she takes off the dress and goes to hide in the bedroom*
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 3:06:51 AM)
*follows her in* Why not?
Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 3:07:23 AM)
*shes really upset, crying, etc because her player is really tired*
Joshua Davidson (Jul 9, 2010 3:08:32 AM)
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Tarra Shapiro (Jul 9, 2010 3:08:46 AM)
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