Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:35:03 AM)
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Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:36:19 AM)
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Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:37:02 AM)
*Still not having picked up the basics of golf, he waves to Joelle and her mortal friend as they leave and turns back to you* Okay, ladies first... *He bows to you and lets you move to the tee*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:41:17 AM)
*she watches Joelle leave the steps up to the Tee and redies her ball then takes her shot sending it right to the green this time even avoiding a tree*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:41:28 AM)
((lol forgot where we were in convo lol))

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:42:19 AM)
((I was negotiating my way into your deal. I'd started high, saying I should sell your information, but rather then negotiating down, you'd just sorta stopped. ;) ))

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:42:58 AM)
((lol yeah well she has no real reason to want him in the deal tho))

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:44:02 AM)
I can't believe you wont even ask me what I'm asking for in return for that favour... It's like you've never been to Egypt and worked with the rug sellers. Haggle haggle haggle. *Slaps his hand with the back of his palm* You said the golf corse was about negotitating, but you're stopping them before they even start.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:45:42 AM)
*she smirks at him and shrugs* maybe because up till now you have never had anything to offer me other than a big mouth and entertaining wit.. *winks at him*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:48:14 AM)
Let's not forget unbelievable cunning, a foot in the door of the Camarilla AND the Giovanni... Plus, I happen to be the foremost master of Cainite lore and knowladge... Just so happens I know my way around the Giovanni families as if they were my own... *He lists off his amazing assets as he puts down the ball on the tee, setting himself up, taking time to try and get a straight hit this time* not to mention that, with a little support, I could be someone of great importance come next week... Primogen? Seneshal? Harpy?... Okay, prolly not seneshal.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:51:35 AM)
*she chuckles and nods watching him setup* you seem to think very highlt of yourself.. tho there is something to be said for that i guess. aim for the stars and reach the moon atleast right? *smirks at him* i dont need to be told too much about the Giovanni really.. Renzo keeps me prety much in the fold now... how do you know so much?

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:54:19 AM)
I know a lot about everything.. More then most people would like. I'm even willing to part with it for the right price to most people. *He takes his shot. Despite his best efforts, it isn't dead straight and it's short, landing in the rough before the green... But at leats not in the shrubs this time* You know I saw the signing of The Convention Of Thorns?... Nice, eh? I made it my business to know as much as I could about our history after that, even if it meant changing sides from time to time. Meanwhile, what the FUCK is up with this ball and stick game?!

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 10:56:59 AM)
*she nods to that* im afraid that hystory of clans and their politics is still rather new to me.... i have learned a lot.. but my sire hardly told me what i am let alone that there were politics involved *chuckles* oh wel.. i learn fast enough.. *she frowns a moment as if a thought just hit her and it bothered her but she shakes her head as if clearing it then smirks at his comment* yourgetting better

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 10:59:33 AM)
This time I only hit it half as far! I'm getting just as wrong in a different way. *He snarled at the club, as if it could be to blame.* You're going to take this the wrong way, but your sire was right to tell you nothing... There are a lot of things that, once you know them, shift the balance of power, make an Elder sweat. Try asking any Prince in any city exactly what laws the Anarchs are sworn to obey by their truce, watch his eyes go from suspicious, to paniced, to malevolant and then to damage control mode.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:01:20 AM)
*she chuckles and nods* yeah but my sire wasnt just keeping me in the dark for political reasons he just embraced me then ditched me a week later.. i hardly knew i was dead *smirks and shakes her head* see your learning the golfers rage like a pro!

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:03:53 AM)
If this gets me on the pro circuit, they'll have a few surprises! *Shoving the club back in the bag, he shoulders it once more and starts to stomp off after this wayward ball.* So you didn't seem too upset about the prospect of this deal exploding in your face... That's curious. Are you planning a double cross? I'll tell you right now, I love a good double cross... Only thing better is a triple cross with a bait and switch... Mind you, after that you start to get a little silly.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:05:15 AM)
*she chuckles and shakes her head* i dont plan on double crossing anyone.. well not exactly.. *smiles and walks with him.. gonna let him get his ball on the green before she takes her put*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:06:35 AM)
No? What is the plan? I'm a machivellian genius, maybe we can sort something out after all... Can you see m, oh wait, never mind! *Spots it, changing clubs* Um, chipper, to get high and up onto the green, right?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:07:42 AM)
wedge..*she corrects and watches him* i dont know.. maybe.. you do seem one of the very few who would find it all as ammusing as me and Renzo do.. or maybe not

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:09:59 AM)
There's very little I don't find amusing... Your clan, above all others, should know how funny things can really be, right? *Smiles as he takes his wedge. The shot isn't bad, but he's nowhere near your ball.* Why don't you put first? Sink it so I can go.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:12:28 AM)
*She chuckles and nods* yes. yes we do.. even have a tradition for it.. one of my favorite ones *smiles and walks over taking her put sinking it easily then watches him*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:14:56 AM)
*He folds his arms and snorts as your ball goes in so easily, looking at you with playfully narrowed eyes.* Shuddup... *He says, pre-empting any joy you may express at your easy put with a lopsided grin. He takes aim and his ball travles closer to the hole, a second shot not even lined up, just nudged with the club, putting it in* You have a tradition of finding things funny? What do you mean?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:18:38 AM)
*she smirks at him and shakes her head* im sure you will improove *chuckles and leans on her putter some watching him make his putt* yeah something like that.. tho. not allways funny.. sometimes its more about lessons learned.. but amusement almost allways happens.. someone almost allways laughs

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:19:36 AM)
That doesn't really explain what it is thou. Do you all just get together and find things funny?... Sit around a big table and laugh about how silly things are? *He grabs his ball and heads back to his bag, moving for the 6th hole*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:20:46 AM)
its a tradition of pranking *smiles and shrugs walking with him carying her bag with*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:21:10 AM)
Pranking?? *Smiles lopsided* You mean like, honest to God pranks?...

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:22:34 AM)
*she nods* yup.. everything from a bucked on a doorway to a war of the worlds panic.. *chuckles* its a very important tradition in my clan.. not enough follow it to well tho

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:23:04 AM)
Hmm. *Looks delighted* And, you do it for teaching lessons as well?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:24:17 AM)
exactly.. a good prank that teaches a big lesson can gain a person status in my clan iif its pulled off well.. and if you can prank someone into insanity *chukles* well thats just tallent

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:24:46 AM)
Prank someone Into Insanity?? *Gawks* Oh c'mon, you're teasing me now... No prank is THAT good.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:26:04 AM)
*she smirks at him and shrugs* well i havent managed it my self.. but ive heard some have.. *chuckles* i will one day

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:26:27 AM)
Tell me of one.*Arriving at the tee, he steps back to let you take the first shot*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:30:12 AM)
well i knew this one malkavian *she sets up her ball on the Tee and takes her shot sending a long drive near the green* she met a man who was so dependant on his computers.. they were his only life.. she started small replacing keys on his keyboard with random things while he was sleeping.. then she got bigger.. started putting things from the games he was playing in his apartment.. bigger and bigger things.. untill he was finding himself waking up with his apartment looking like the games he was playing.. she eventualy used our gifts to make him think he WAS in the games.. drove him quite mad.. *chuckles*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:32:13 AM)
Wow, so your clan can make a person see things? Illusions? Like think his life had been moved into a computer?... That's pretty amazing! *Dropping the ball onto the tee and lining up... He knew he wasn't going to be able to curve a dog leg like this or go over the trees like you... So instead, he played it safe and shot into the turn, hoping to reach the green in two*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:34:32 AM)
*nods* something like that.. i dont have nearly the tallent some of my clanmates do.. but i recently learned how to leave someone with a halucination... *chuckles* sometimes it can last weeks.. *smirks* i had renzo seeing things for like 3 days recently *laughs*he was so mad at me at me.. now he just finds it funny.. but he got so scared at first *smiles fondly remembering*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:36:15 AM)
The Giovanni could ocassionaly use a little reminder that there are things to be affraid of... They are so sure they've conqured death in all it's forms. Still, Renzo seems like a scholar at heart, I trust that a few days seeing things was an amazing learning experince for him, right?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:38:11 AM)
*she nods* he has become quite fond of my tallents *chuckles* i think he has become a bit facinated with insanity and its effects.. *smiles* he definatly learnd something *grins*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:41:29 AM)
Well, madness is interesting, don't you think? Can hear things you know for a fact "aren't there"... Know things must be done without ever knowing why... Change a person in the blink of an eye! Happy with your job and your house and your family, and then the next day you're 100% sure someone stole your dreams that night... As if that was something a person could "Feel", like feeling that you woke up with a sore neck, this person felt that last night someone took their thoughts. And what about those folks that Taste sound, and Smell noises?? Crazy?... Sure, but who isn't curious as to what Orange feels like to the touch, right?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:43:13 AM)
*she grins at him* thats the spirit! *laughs* yeah i find insanity facinating.. personaly i cant seem to figure out why it feels so good to pump blood into nothing knowing i just push myself closer and closer to the beast..

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:44:12 AM)
I heard of a Brujah who had a problem like that... I'll tell you the story if you tell me a litle story... What you and Renzo are getting out of this deal?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:49:01 AM)
*she chuckles and nods* sure... welll.. im sure its diffrent for me than for renzo.. personaly i just want to see what happens when someone pokes the wasps nest and see how far i can get.. and what i can pull off with people still adoring me *chuckles* and i will get to see renzo smile.. i do love to see him smile

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:50:07 AM)
It is pretty rare. *He says with a lopsided grin* So you're setting it up to fail?... Or, you just want to see if the other clans panic at the idea of having millionaire Necromancers showing up once a month to Elyisum?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:51:36 AM)
im not setting it up to fail.. im just interested eather way.. if it fails... things get interesting.. and entertaining.. and will leave people with things to talk about for years... if it works.. *shrugs* same thing really *chuckles* just diffrent kind of entertainment.. and maybe a bit more long lasting

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:52:14 AM)
Well, what's your prefference?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 11:56:52 AM)
*she ponders that a bit* hmmmmmmm a big quick explosion or a long drawn out show... i guess ill allways choose substance over style.. tho renzo may dissagree *chuckles* i think i would like to see how far i could take this..

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 11:59:22 AM)
Hmmmm... You cut me in on the fun, maybe I tell the future Harpy that it's a good deal? I reckon I know who's taking the position, given that the Prince told me as much who he had in mind. Maybe I see if I can't drum up support for your little game... Then, right at the end, before things explode, I duck. *Shoots a hand out like a sword* Swoosh, keep my head below the shrapnel.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:01:03 PM)
*she chuckles at that and ponders it as she takes her hit* what would you want out of the fun? *smirks at him and tilts her head curiously*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:03:36 PM)
Besides the fun itself, and the oppertunity to get closer ties to the Giovanni family... Never hurts to know everyone... There's also the chance to dodge the bullet right at the end, be the only one who isn't left with their hand in the cookie jar. Everyone will be suspicious... Why did Michael back out just at the last moment? Why did he change his tune? What did he know?... And the answer? Nothing at all, I didn't have a thing to do with it. Clean fingers... Nothing makes a better crime then being innocent.

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:04:53 PM)
*she laughs and nods* well i dont see why that cant be arranged.. you seem to have the right attitude for this atleast *chuckles* ofcourse we will have to talk to Renzo as well about this

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:06:11 PM)
Oh please. *Taking his swing as well, he lands on the green on the second swing, but the ball rolls down the back of the slope and into the surrounding bits of fairway* Renzo would love it.... Even more if we didn't tell him. Nah, I jest, it's your joke, I just wanna be in on the Yuks... Also, fuck golf! Fuck it hard!!

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:08:03 PM)
*she laughs and watches his ball go too far* im sure he would love it but i dont like to keep things from him.., *chuckles and shakes her head* maybe next time i should show you a game i like to play to get the agression out instead of build it

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:08:45 PM)
Is it called "Slam the golf club into the caddie and feast on the red fluids that drop forth"?...

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:09:25 PM)
*she looks at the golf club a moment then smiles at him and nods* well i supose you could use the golf club... could be fun *smirks at him*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:11:59 PM)
I'd be up for that. I'm told that failing at golf is the caddies fault... He obviously deserves this!

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:13:02 PM)
*she chuckles and pulls her iphone from her back pocket and starts searching something on its web brouser* you like to play pretend? *chuckles as she looks through things searching for something on her pnone*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:13:26 PM)
No, I like to play for real... Wh.. What's that thing??

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:14:15 PM)
my phone.. im looking online at some forums for a good game for us *grins looking happy to be planing a game..... whatever game that is*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:14:37 PM)
S'pretty small for a phone, isn't it? *Peers*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:16:12 PM)
*she rae at him and chuckles* yeah well phones are getting smaller and smaller.. *he could see her using the touch screen to scroll through some kind of forum*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:16:40 PM)
*He could see it, that didn't mean he had a single clue what it was or what was going on*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:19:18 PM)
*she smiles* see.. ive found that every city has these websites.. people use these sites to find the suposidly haunted or scary places in a city.. *she smiles as she finds one* for example.. there is a group of collage students that is going to be spending tomoro night in an old plantation house just out side the city..... *smirks at him* wouldnt it be fun if they really found something scary there?

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:20:26 PM)
Ooooohhhh.... Silly, silly children... *He says slowly, his eyes coming alive with malevolance and joy* Imagine how they will taste with all that fear pumping through them...

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:22:08 PM)
*she grins at him her eyes actualy meeting his a moment* exactly my friend.. *chuckles and looks back to the screen saving the map to her phone* it will be a very fun game

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:23:06 PM)
Do we let them run off and tell their friends that the mansion is full of ghosts?... Do we let the police find them dead and terrified the next morning?... Or do we just take one, drain it to the point of utterl confusion and let it wake up locked in a basement until it can free itself?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:25:39 PM)
*smirks* i say we kill them all.. no sense leaving witnesses.. that could just be toruble.. *grins at him* im sure we can make the scream all night tho

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:26:59 PM)
I duuunnnooo... Wouldn't it be kinda more scary for some of them to escape and tell the tale? Maybe you should drive them insane as well?... People can tell the story of how "Those three kids went there and come out gibbering and screaming for weeks"?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:29:50 PM)
*she laughs at that and ponders that* allright.. that could be fun.. but one condition.. they cant think this has anything to do with vampires.. what happens and what they think happens must be as confusing and bloody as possible.. the survivors must sound as insane as possible

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:30:44 PM)
Sounds like a blast... And, naturally, we can't tell anyone in the Camarilla... They'd be all: "Waah waah, it might bring hunters to town, boohoo!" *Rolls his eyes*

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:31:22 PM)
*she chuckles and nods* yes.. its best to keep some things to ourselves

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:31:34 PM)
When'n'where?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:33:25 PM)
well they will be there tomoro night.. we could head there tonight and check the place out and set some stuff up *chuckles* and awww.. this will be your first official malk prank

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:33:47 PM)
Does this make me an offical Malkavian?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:35:10 PM)
*she laughs and nods* sure.. for tonight and tomoro lets call you an official malk

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:35:43 PM)
My Elder will be ever so disappointed. *Grins lopsided* Let's go see what we can see, eh?

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:36:09 PM)
*chuckles and nods* want to take my car? *takes up her bag*

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:36:32 PM)
No, I want to walk, but I know what time is like. Let's roll! (Okay, I should take a break. <3)

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:36:45 PM)
(We should do that scene with some offical ST'ness)

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:37:24 PM)
((a break sounds good to me lol))

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:37:33 PM)
((and ok if u want lol))

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:37:58 PM)
(Just thought it might be fun... Come to think of it, let's not include them, cos we'd have to wait for one to be around and free)

Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:38:19 PM)
((lol true))

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:38:33 PM)
(Seeya soon! :D )

Mikhail Poleski (Apr 1, 2011 12:38:36 PM)
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Dr. Mary Hazzard (Apr 1, 2011 12:38:46 PM)
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